Potentials & probabilities for Thursday's art fair programme Bayrische POLKA played by a gang of tubas with automotive sound effects - Bahnfahrt - played by unidentified German novelty orchestra - George Graham Advertising Plant's Baking Powder, 1896 - CakeWalk played by Swedish regimental band 1899 - Broken Idol played by the California Ramblers - The Lion and Albert recited by Stanley Holloway - Fine Artiste Blues by R Crumb's Cheap Suit Serenaders - Rearranging Deck Chairs on the Titanic - by the Kamikaze Ground Crew - The Match Parade by Billy Mayerl featuring xylophonist Rudy Starita - I'm Gonna Steal You by Frankie Half Pint Jaxon - Mortgage Blues Part 1 by Frankie Half Pint Jaxon - Nobody Knows You When You're Down And Out by Clarence Pinetop Smith - Draw You a Picture by John Wayne - Money is King by calypso singer The Tiger - Save the Roach for Me by Buck Washington - T'ain't No Sin by the Marty Grosz-Dick Wellstood Quintet - Gettin' Much Lately? by Fats Waller - Downtown by Petula Clark - Sound effects of breaking plate glass and helicopters - Philip Glass' Strung Out played by Paul Zukofsky

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